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12 Oct 18 at 1:47 pm #38634
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InactiveHere is a nerdy joke:
Why did the chicken go on the nerdy jokes forum?
To make a nerdy joke!
12 Oct 18 at 1:47 pm #38633InactiveI would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon
12 Oct 18 at 1:47 pm #38776InactiveMy phone is like a noble gas. It has no charge.
13 Oct 18 at 2:54 pm #38823InactiveIn a similar vein… I shouted at my brother “you’re just like a noble gas!” But he didn’t react.
16 Oct 18 at 11:07 am #38909InactiveOld but good:
There are 1 0 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary code and those who don’t!17 Oct 18 at 11:39 am #38952InactiveWhat do you call a whale that’s impossible to orient?
Mobius Dick.18 Oct 18 at 12:10 pm #38983InactiveHow do you know the moon is going broke?
It’s down to it’s last quarter
19 Oct 18 at 2:03 pm #39036InactiveLike altosax2017’s but one people don’t expect:
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke19 Oct 18 at 2:03 pm #39042InactiveThere are 10 kind of people in the world: Those that understand binary, those that don’t, and those that didn’t think this joke would be in ternary (That joke is better than altosax2017’s one)
23 Oct 18 at 3:11 pm #39174Inactivex and x^2 noticed e^x has been standing in the same corner since they arrived.
x asked “Why don’t you go mix in with the crowd?”
e^x replied “Well, no matter how much I integrate it’s still the same!”
24 Oct 18 at 12:56 pm #39217InactiveTrue 🙂
Your joke is better29 Oct 18 at 1:53 pm #39245InactiveTeacher: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Pupil: I don’t know and I don’t care.…More of a linguist nerd than a science nerd joke but I guess that’s OK for a cipher challenge.
05 Nov 18 at 10:08 am #39386InactiveWant to hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
05 Nov 18 at 10:08 am #39398InactiveHydrogen goes into a bar, and asks for a beer.
Then, Helium walks into the same bar. The barman tells him he doesn’t serve Helium’s kind.
Helium doesn’t react.05 Nov 18 at 10:11 am #39406InactiveWhy did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
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