Nerdy Jokes
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A roman soldier walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender “five beers please”
Argon walks into a bar. The barman says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve noble gases in here!”
ARGON DOESN’T REACT!
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side, I’d imagine!
To get to the same side?
A photon walks into a hotel. An employee asks “Shall I take your bags?” The photon replies “No thank you, I’m travelling light.”
I try to tell good chemistry jokes but all the good ones argon.
WE WILL BUILD A WALL WITH THESE NERDY JOKES
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis
I decided to freeze myself at -273.15 degrees Celsius, my friends thought i was insane but i was OK.
A chemist has just discovered the ratio of ingredients in the artificial milk powder they used for royalty in Ancient Rome. He calls it “The Emperorical Formula”!
Why is e^x always on his own at parties?
When he tries to integrate, nothing happens!
I got Sodium Chloride thrown at me, it was A-Salt.
Harry plz don’t ban my team or me
LoVE THIS!
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