Nerdy Jokes

[Anonymous]

Here is a nerdy joke:

Why did the chicken go on the nerdy jokes forum?

To make a nerdy joke!

[Anonymous]

I would tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones argon

[Anonymous]

My phone is like a noble gas. It has no charge.

[Anonymous]

In a similar vein… I shouted at my brother “you’re just like a noble gas!” But he didn’t react.

[Anonymous]

Old but good:
There are 1 0 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary code and those who don’t!

[Anonymous]

What do you call a whale that’s impossible to orient?
Mobius Dick.

[Anonymous]

How do you know the moon is going broke?

It’s down to it’s last quarter

[Anonymous]

Like altosax2017’s but one people don’t expect:
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don’t, and those who weren’t expecting a ternary joke

[Anonymous]

There are 10 kind of people in the world: Those that understand binary, those that don’t, and those that didn’t think this joke would be in ternary (That joke is better than altosax2017’s one)

[Anonymous]

x and x^2 noticed e^x has been standing in the same corner since they arrived.

x asked “Why don’t you go mix in with the crowd?”

e^x replied “Well, no matter how much I integrate it’s still the same!”

[Anonymous]

True 🙂
Your joke is better

[Anonymous]

Teacher: What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Pupil: I don’t know and I don’t care.

…More of a linguist nerd than a science nerd joke but I guess that’s OK for a cipher challenge.

[Anonymous]

Want to hear a joke about Sodium?

Na

[Anonymous]

Hydrogen goes into a bar, and asks for a beer.
Then, Helium walks into the same bar. The barman tells him he doesn’t serve Helium’s kind.
Helium doesn’t react.

[Anonymous]

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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